高级幽默笑话，一秒笑喷的诙谐！

一、谈恋爱要实乃让着男朋友，让他做饭，让他洗碗，让他洗衣服，让他赚银两。

When you fall in love, let your boyfriend cook, wash dishes, wash clothes and make money.

二、如果你洗手的时候恶心干呕，那就别在对着看得见洗手了。

If you feel sick and retching when you brush your teeth, stop brushing in the mirror.

三、童年时我童年时玩再会等别人藏好了我就回家吃饭。

When I was a child, I loved playing hide and seek. When other people hid, I would go home for dinner.

四、为什么世上有那么多的人偏爱狮子王，不是因为她美，只是她不会前男友。

Why do so many people like mermaid? It's not because she's beautiful, but she won't cheat.

五、以后有个朋友找我没银两去整容，整得挺顺利的，我再也认不出是谁借我银两！

Before, a friend asked me to borrow money for plastic surgery, which was very successful. I can no longer recognize who borrowed my money.

六、高年级的算术没有人出现小明了 我就并不知道那蠢 子考不上高年级。

High school mathematics did not appear Xiaoming, I know that fool can not be admitted to high school.

七、如果我没回你消息 ，你就想到我们聊天框你先前一句讲 ，那也许人能接上讲的吗。

If I don't get back to you, you can look at our chat box. Is your last sentence like someone can connect.

八、找个胖的女朋友不好吗？红豆比如说的价银两，你挑出了个较大的。

How about a fat girlfriend? For the same price, you choose the biggest one.

九、大额转收时，我把到收提示手机号填一个随机备注，可以让备注王家开心从前一阵子。

When large amount transfers, I fill in a random number with the mobile phone number of the account arrival prompt, which can make the number owner happy for a while.

十、半夜见到家里有小偷，我紧睡觉在床不让动，甚至还有点期待他在我家里取走点银两来。

I found a thief at home in the middle of the night. I stayed in bed and didn't dare move. I even expected him to find some money in my house.